The Wedding Party

Aaron Dodd 

(groom)

father to Simon, AKA Lieutenant of Levity, AKA The Mouth, 
AKA The Mess.  He's the lucky one. 

Erin Wiles

(bride)

mother to Simon, Headmistress and Disciplinarian at
Our Bare Footed Lady of Impeccable Housekeeping's School For Wayward Boys,
AKA The Critic, St. Louis poetry darling  

Curran Sandbull Bajwa

(best man)

sworn brother to the Groom, Dark Lord Of The Bromosapiens; 

resident curmudgeon, hopeless Knicks fan. No, he's not that guy from Entourage . . .

Magan Wiles

(maid of honor)

sister to the Bride, AKA Mistress of Mayhem, AKA Diva Diabolique,  

loather of feet, thespian extraordinaire

           

Daniel Danger Dodd

(groomsman)

brother to the Groom, Prince of PBR, and

physical dynamo; the muscle for this outfit.

Philip P-Doddy Dodd

(groomsman)

brother to the Groom, AKA The Head, AKA The Doctor of Dice, 

AKA The Twenty Sided Bandit; the brains of the operation

Miles Schmidt

(groomsman)

sworn brother to the Groom, tallest gnome in the world, and

not as Irish as he looks. AKA The Rim-Shot Heard Round the World

Lauren Bajwa

(bridesmaid)

sworn sister to the Bride. AKA Lady La, AKA Frau Fancy Pants, 
literally the literalist, fancy foodie, notorious buster of moves. 

Elly Herget

(bridesmaid)

sworn sister to the Bride, AKA The Betty Boop of the Banjo, 
AKA The Daisy Duke of the Uke; Master of Musics and Singer of Songs

Carson Minow

(bridesmaid)

sworn sister to the Bride.  AKA Carsonita Bonita 
AKA The Cherokee Champ, Chronicler of Tales and Preserver of Stories

Simon Everett Wiles-Dodd

(ring bearer)

Son to Aaron and Erin, heir to house Wiles-Dodd; 
Scourge of Felines, portable nuclear furnace, The Mouth Junior

Andrew Weidmann

(usher)

sworn brother to the Groom,  AKA Mr Unsinkable, 
AKA Last Of The Mofreakans

Ryan Hudgins

(usher)

sworn brother to the Bride, AKA the Huggie Bear,
buyer of frivolous infomercial gadgets, Master of Secrets, The Professor

Mary Dodd

(mother of the groom)

AKA Madame Menagerie, the Mother Queen 
of Discount Retail, Lady Labrador

Lori Artz

(mother of the bride)

mentor to the Headmistress of Impeccable Housekeeping; cutthroat international business tycoon,
Dominatrix of Euchre, Spoons, & Lesser Party Games; Beer Bong Baroness

Paul Marchant

(father of the bride)

dashing world-travelling businessman, King of the Sports Fans, He Who Shalt Not 
Wear Gray & Scarlet, Tamer of Beasts, Vegetation, & Small Children 

Jeff Dodd

(father of the groom)

El Hefe Jefe, The Erudite, Master of Reason & All Things,
Jungle Keeper & Warden of the Seed, The Simon-Tamer 

Phil Gounis

(officiant)

Lord Commandant of Pop Culture, Maester of Esoteric Wisdom,
The Inquisitor, forever the heppest cat you'll know